Can You Kill the Dead

2006-03-26T23:39:00.000-04:00

After much frustrating, agonizing pain I stopped working on my Motherbrother essay and finished the new CYKTD (Remember I said I'd change it). F' Ma Essay! I'm gunna draw and use photoshop. This new one continues the black couple with relationship problems. I only have one black friend and I haven't seen him in a year. If you're reading this black friend why don't you call?
Also tomorrow Ash and I are going to see Jim Ottaviani talk about comics over at King's University and I'm gunna give him a copy of The Man You're Named After; Etienne Brule . It's funny because, basically, this guy stole my idea I thought funny history stories and he thought "I can hack into Jack's brain from the past and now I'm gunna steal his ideas." I'm gunna call you out Jim Ottaviani you've always skirted this and now I want it the fight that never took place to happen. Choose a double I choose Ash ; he's small but wily like Megaman .

2006-03-21T12:54:00.000-04:00

Well The Man You're Named After; Etienne Brule is done. It only took a month and a half. Holy Motherbrother I think I screwed my arm up. I don't know what I'm going to do with The Man You're Named After; Etienne Brule. I might make tiny comics out of it and sell it or just post it on my website, I don't know there's too much to consider.
So I started on the next in the current series of Can You Kill The Dead, which I'm considering coining CYKTD because it's a long ass title (and as I said my arm hurts). I didn't realize how great this series is going to be I have a special guest star and there's going to be a little bit of biology as allegory. And dispite that I'm the only person on the web who reads my comic I still consider writing this short explaination of the hold up valuable.
I've got a crap load of school work and I also keep getting offers to work at different Juno Parties. I mean I like celebs and all that garage but I mean I already met the guys from Simple Plan and guess what they're all gay. Serious for real gay and one was on Atkin's. Well that's punk rock for you.
What's Punk Rock for you might not be Punk Rock for some. You take the good you take the bad, you take them both and there you have; Me cringing at the sight of the former singer of Reset, who I saw open for tenfootpole back in the day, with his boyfriend in a Paul Frank t-shirt.

2006-03-16T12:22:00.000-04:00

I drew all week and finished the hand drawn portion of "the man you're named after; Etienne Brule" and I have to say, as just a humble fan of my own work, it kicked ass. I mean sometimes things come along that rock the earth to the foundations of its core, it happened when the Soviet Union collapsed, when the Roman's were destroyed by those barbaians, or whatever, and now when I finished this portion of the comic. I don't know maybe Im underestimating things, you tell me.
=Attention internet sneak preview in progress=

The Interweb might just collapse under my genius.

2006-03-10T19:35:00.000-04:00

So I'm winding down I got another page of this done but I'm also working the hell outta Etienne Brule and wait till you all check it out.
This page and it's subsquent content are going to tell a story of love. Well getting sick of love. I love the three guys on the couch so much I got another story for them all planned out. After I finish the Etienne comic and the rest of this series those guys embark on their own adventure.

2006-03-02T19:28:00.000-04:00

This is the new par·a·digm and revel in its greatness; better yet wallow in it. Also congrats on discovering that my comic is about zombies. Well more about nothing and then suddenly zombies. Now that I've done that and killed off both my characters I'm moving to two new characters who may or may not be killed (Probably killed, I've got a real hard-on for death). I'm also a big fan of trends that are dead and what a better trend to resurrect then the living dead. Here I come as a steam ship with pants that were in fashion last week.
Anyways Fans and True Believers I'm off because I hate writing these things, join us next week when I kill off two or three new characters until I get bored of doing this and just help Ash over at Emoticomics (As in I come up with ideas and he ignores them).

2006-02-23T14:34:00.000-04:00

Here is the latest comic. It's probably the worst thing ever but what am I going to do. Change it. It's still better than 47% of all comics on the internet and 92% of manga. So that means a normal comic I make is 104% better than ever other comic on the internet. Those are pretty liberal estimates.
Also the Étienne Brûlé comic is well under way and it's awsome but this isn't going to be free. Sorry. I want you to pay. Probably like two or three dollars an issue but we'll send it to you and you'll be all like 'oh thank you.'
Lastly next week we switch the paradigm and my comics for here on out will be 415% better. That makes them almost as good as an episode of Deep Space 9 where they are in the war with the dominion. You can currently watch that on Spike TV for two hours a day.
Later

2006-02-20T15:29:00.000-04:00

After much work I have really got my updating finished. I'm at a point with this site that I'm not completely a·shamed and em·bar·rassed by it. Also I will be putting up a childrens book on Étienne Brûlé in the near future. But for now you can make do with this depiction of the Prophet Mohammad enjoying a Danish. I may have my house burned down for this one.

2006-02-18T10:09:00.000-04:00

Here's the second comic of this four part series. I'm finishing up the last and I suppose no one is reading this. Well that's all for the better because the website isn't finished. I'm hoping for the last comic it'll be done and then we'll start the next set.
If you are reading this and don't know me drop a note into my comments below tell me what you think.
God I'm twenty two and I have the diction of an eighth grader. And that eighth grader takes a small bus to school.

2006-02-13T14:56:00.000-04:00

Here's my topbar isn't it neat.

This is only a test

2006-02-13T12:17:00.000-04:00

Here is Can You Kill the Dead, my online comic. Ready for your crit·i·cism and scru·ti·ny. I'm ready for you internet. Are you ready for me?